Alright class may I have your attention.

I need for you all to sit quietly in the Lotus position, close your eyes, breathe deeply and repeat after me

Saddam Hussein was a threat to the United States and his neighbor. He possessed weapons of mass destruction, used them and had the capability to restart his program at any time. He also possessed nuclear technology and the capability to produce a nuclear weapon that he could then sell to terrorists.

After a while you too will become a true believer regardless of any and all evidence to the contrary.

Since the war began an average of 64 Americans per month have been assigned to take the celestial dirt nap as Boortz is so fond of calling it.

But the lives of your sons and daughters have been and will continue to be a small price to pay. At least Iraqi’s can now vote, if they don’t starve first.