September 19, 2005

Forget Katrina...

from - Buck

Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Exactly how does a story like this wind up in the Entertainment News and Gossip section?

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

I guess I'll never understand theories.


Posted by Buck at September 19, 2005 11:19 AM

Consider the source :) Weekly World News also reports that Bigfoot's baby may be running for president of Canada next year, assuming they can surgically detach it from Britney Spears' new baby..

univar.jpg Posted by Barry on September 19, 2005 12:02 PM
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So Barry. I am going to assume that you also DO NOT believe that an actual UFO was found on the beach after the killer tsunami's.

Some people just have to learn the hard way ;-)

univar.jpg Posted by Buck on September 19, 2005 12:29 PM
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Well, I wouldn't go that far... I may be skeptical but I'm not stupid.

univar.jpg Posted by Barry on September 19, 2005 01:13 PM
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I bet Michael Jackson and Keith Richards will be the only two "living beings" to survive this cloud. ;) Being that this is just a "theory", I don't put a whole lot of stock in it despite the fact that more reknowned astronomists did make this find and not some kid with his 40x telescope.

univar.jpg Posted by Mongo on September 20, 2005 11:57 AM
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