This is rich...

George "Pot" Bush ridicules Osama "Kettle" bin Laden:

Osama bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, "what is good for them and what is not." And what this man who grew up in wealth and privilege considers good for poor Muslims is that they become killers and suicide bombers. He assures them that this is the road to paradise, though he never offers to go along for the ride.

And here I thought the "chickenhawk" meme was dead.