October 17, 2005

The Bird Flu Mask

from - Buck

Get yours today before mass hysteria approaches critical mass.

I guess this is better than duct taping yourself into a room and suffocating.

At least those harbingers of hysteria are getting a little better when it comes to the types of solutions they propose.


Posted by Buck at October 17, 2005 01:44 PM

Ooooh....nice selection of colors, too. My question is, who is going to be the first one to die from changing the filter if there was a "bird flu" epidemic? Whatever will they think of next!

How about we start re-selling those old bomb shelters from the early Cold War era. Y'know, the ones that would "protect your family in the event of a nuclear attack"? Don't forget your masks, though!

univar.jpg Posted by Mongo on October 17, 2005 06:17 PM
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I'm smelling an opening for a Hollywood "The Day After Tomorrow" type over-the-top scare type movie update of Hitchcock's "The Birds" with this concept included.

Hey, maybe I should patent the idea....

univar.jpg Posted by RW on October 17, 2005 08:54 PM
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