Well, it looks like a Biblical theme park in Galilee is now in the works.

Didn't Jim and Tammy Bakker try one of these in Charlotte?

Wasn’t Jerry Falwell the last one down the waterslide there?

Shit like this reminds me of the words of Bob Dylan

Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Made everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without looking too far
That not much
Is really sacred.

The peerless Pat Robertson said that he is thrilled

"there will be a place in the Galilee where evangelical Christians from all over the world can come to celebrate the actual place where Jesus Christ lived and taught."

Yeah Pat. If only we could get more of those guys to celebrate and emulate how Jesus lived and what He taught.