While eating out the other night, I had a few thoughts about a politically themed restaurant. Here are the notes from my imaginary review:

Starter: George W. Bisque. Although the "cowboy" flavor started out strong, it quickly wore thin, being based on cornpone rather than more robust ingredients.

Main dish: Duck Cheney. Bunker-raised game, accompanied by a secretive sauce. While the flavors were direct and assertive, the entire conception is somewhat out of date.

Side dish: Condoleezza Rice. This had a surprisingly strong Russian flavor, with no hint of Middle Eastern influences.

After dinner: A selection of Donald Rums. Alternately smooth and fiery, but somehow just wrong for the entire meal.

All in all, a disappointing experience. I won't be back.